Woe Unto Ye Lawyers

By David J. Stewart

Luke 11:46, “Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne”

       Unfortunately, many people associate lawyers with blood-thirsty sharks. Sadly, many lawyers do take advantage of people. If there is any experience in the world that comes closest to literally being raped, it is being at the mercy of a lawyer. To make themselves feel better, most lawyers will bilk you for a ridiculous amount of money and then at the end of the ordeal give you a 10% discount. Aren't they such wonderful people? That's like robbing a bank for $25,000 and then returning $2,500 in expectation of receiving praises for your kindness and generosity. I can think of a lot of names for lawyers and judges and none of them are good. There are some honest judges, and I thank God for both of them.

That reminds me of a joke I heard...

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?" Answer: One's a scum-sucking scavenger, the other's just a fish! 

To no surprise, many lawyers move on in the syndicate world to become politicians, such as Bill and Hilary Clinton.

All lawyers overcharge their clients. It's inherent to the legal system in America. No family should be burdened to pay tens-of-thousands of dollars to a lawyer. I dare say any lawyers are honest because the entire legal system is rigged and dishonest. You cannot become a doctor these days unless you're willing to become a prescription drug pusher for the big pharmaceutical companies. That's not my idea of helping people to recover from their sickness. Chemotherapy is a billion dollar a year scam!

Likewise, you cannot be a lawyer who honestly desires truth, justice and fairness in a corrupt, rigged and totally depraved system that's as crooked as a dog's hind leg from the top all the way to the bottom. Most judges are so crooked that you'll have to screw them in the ground when they die.

I hired a lawyer years ago who required a $5,000 retainer fee and promised that the total bill wouldn't rise above $5,000. To my dismay, I received bill a few months later for over $8,000. By the end, that sorry rascal charged me over $20,000. Thankfully, his senior partner interceded and reduced my bill to $13,000.

I remember one particular day at their office, that the senior partner and my lawyer were yelling at the top of their lungs at each other out in the parking lot. I found out later that my lawyer was going through a divorce and felt sorry for him. Everyone has problems, lawyers too. Still, that didn't excuse him for being rude, insulting and bilking me financially. At least that's how I felt after he had assured me that the total bill wouldn't go beyond $5,000. The lawyer was angry at his wife and taking it out on me financially. Again, thankfully the senior partner interceded and stopped him. So there are some good attorneys like the senior partner and his wife (she is Chinese); but most lawyers are liars and thieves.

America's courts are run by Godless scum and thugs, pushing people to the brink of their sanity. The city of New Orleans was financially broke in 2005. So when Hurricane Katrina hit, over half of the local 6,000 inmates hadn't even been processed yet (they weren't even in the system records yet). The city said they're shorthanded on staff. One inmate said that he'd been incarcerated for 7-months over an unpaid $70 fine he owed. He wasn't even in the system yet when Hurricane Katrina struck. They just locked him up and forgot about him, like thousands of others. Isn't that insane? Some prisoners testified that they were surrounded by feces, dead rats, urine, garbage and even other dead inmates floating in 6 feet of water from Hurricane flooding.

Going through the court system is so corrupt, wicked and without justice. Citizens are guilty until proven innocent (which is most often impossible). Guards are abusive, thugs and oftentimes rape prisoners. Judges are abusive, arrogant, corrupt and allow personal feelings to affect their rulings. They don't know God so they're going to be controlled by Satan.

Even worse are women judges. Women don't always judge reasonably, but emotionally. Women ought not be judges because they step out of their created order of being a helpmeet to man, to ruling over man, which thing the Bible forbids in the Old and New Testaments. “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to remain in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression” (1st Timothy 2:11-14).

Do you know why women are able to be judges in the U.S. Court system? It's because the court system operates like a Bluebook Value for your car. It doesn't require any wisdom. When someone commits a crime, the judge looks at the federal guidelines and that's that. The federal government has established wicked mandatory-minimum sentences, and THEY ARE INSANELY CRUEL AND HARSH. There are 18-year-olds serving life in prison for minor, even first-time, drug offences. God NEVER instituted prisons, to lock people away like animals. God doesn't even lock up animals. Men are evil to one another. It was the wicked world that invented prisons.

That's not justice! Judges are some of the most evil people in the world... forcing people to defecate on themselves in the courtroom, telling people they're going to burn in Hell, and They have all sorts of cruel games that they play.. lying, deceiving and trying to set people against each other in the system. Don't trust anybody who stands to profit financially from your problems!

Proverb 19:22, “..a poor man is better than a liar.”

Sadly, lawyers have earned a reputation for being LIARS. It seems to have become an accepted business practice amongst lawyers, politicians and the corporate world in general. 

Apparently, “it's all in a life's work,” says Michael Kinsley, who further states . . .

“If the average potential juror knew that lawyers actually take pride in not believing what they say it could wreck the whole system.”

SOURCE: Why Lawyers Are Liars, Michael Kinsley, The Washington Post

As Billy Joel sang in his hit song, Honesty . . . “Honesty, it's such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue.

Here's another joke someone told me . . .

Question: "Why do they bury lawyers 10-feet deep?"
Answer: Because deep down under lawyers aren't that bad.

I hired a layer back in 2002 because he advertised that he was an expert in his particular field. The crook sent me a bill for over $8,000, 90% of which was for "RESEARCH." In 18 months of delayed litigation, he charged me $250 an hour for everything he possibly could. The judge and my greedy lawyer made tons of money, and I nearly ended up in bankruptcy.

Please don't misunderstand me, a lawyer is worth every penny when you're in trouble and need help; but at the same time, lawyers know that desperate people are willing to pay anything for legal representation, and SOME lawyers do take advantage of people.

Gladly, my treasures are laid up in Heaven (Matthew 6:20), where no lawyer or calamity here on earth can take them away. This earth is the only Heaven most lawyers will ever know; and the only Hell a Christian will ever suffer.

I realize that lawyers spend many years in law-school training, and an experienced lawyers is worth every penny; but there's also an ethical side to the legal profession that is often neglected. There are many good people rotting in prison in America that don't belong there; and there's many rotten criminals (many of which are politicians, Hollywood elite, Wall Street insiders and corporate CEOs) who should be in prison. God sees everything and will judge every person individually on Judgment Day (Romans 14:12).

Our lawyer-government bases its power on a Constitution written by lawyers for lawyers. I have been talking about the Constitution being a shield and the law a sword. Well, the "killer" who hides behind the shield and wields the sword is the lawyer - the worst professional screwmaster of all - the most insatiable rapist of the American economy.

"Lawyers are plants that will grow in any soil that is cultivated by the hands of others, and when once they have taken root they will extinguish every vegetable that grows around them. The most ignorant, the most bungling member of that profession will, if placed in the most obscure part of the country, promote litigiousness and amass more wealth than the most opulent farmer with all his toil... What a pity that our forefathers, who happily extinguished so many fatal customs and expunged from their government so many errors and abuses both religious and civil, did not prevent the introduction of a set of men so dangerous." —H. St. John Crevecoeur, 1787

"I have always thought, from my earliest youth 'til now, that the greatest scourge an angry Heaven ever inflicted upon an ungrateful and a sinning people was an ignorant, a corrupt, or a dependent judiciary." —Chief Justice John Marshall

SOURCE: Economic Rape of America - The Worst Professional Screwmasters

Jesus detested lawyers, He really did (Luke 11:46). He didn't hate them as people; but rather, for their vile profession and how they take advantage of people. Nothing has changed in 2,000 years. Lawyers do a minimum of work and charge astronomical fees, bilking their victims at dire times in their life.

“That which is not just is not law.”
—William Lloyd Garrison (1805-1879)

I try to give lawyers the benefit of the doubt, I really do; but I've just met too many that are the scum of the earth. When a lawyer says he'll call you, good luck. Lawyers are infamous for lying. Apparently, “it's all in a life's work,” says Michael Kinsley, who further states . . .

“If the average potential juror knew that lawyers actually take pride in not believing what they say it could wreck the whole system.”

SOURCE: Why Lawyers Are Liars, Michael Kinsley, The Washington Post

Delayed Litigation

It is frustrating that the legal system often delays court cases for months and even years. During this time, one's legal expenses can spiral out of control, leaving one in despair and bankruptcy. It is not uncommon for people to have to sell their homes to pay for legal representation. America is not the land of the free unless you can afford an attorney. If the State tries to rob your children away from you, you don't qualify for a free public defender. It's evil.

Every time a judge delays your court date, your lawyer charges you another $5,000. I know because it happened to me. In most cases, the judge makes money, your lawyer makes money, everybody involved with the legal system makes money; BUT YOU LOSE YOUR SHIRT AND PANTS. This is just the nature of the system. Each situation is different; but it's no picnic when you're living paycheck-to-paycheck and overwhelmed with legal bills.

The State of Illinois thought we'd drop our defense lawyer due to outrageous legal costs, and we almost did. We were at the brink of bankruptcy. The state forced our 11-year old daughter to take dangerous drugs that we didn't want her to take, and she DIDN'T need to take. Her hair started falling out because of the drug. We were charged with neglecting a child, a non-criminal offense. Thus, we were not entitled to a public defender. The government has deep pockets, with unlimited funds; but we were living from paycheck-to-paycheck. Sadly, we hear much talk about our Constitutional rights in America; but if you can't afford a lawyer to represent you in a non-criminal court hearing, you are at the mercy of the State.

The Attack Against America's Families

The American family is under attack today. Sadly, government social workers often do more damage than good to the families they are supposed to be helping. Parents have the God-given right to raise their own children; but the State doesn't see it that way . . .

"The attack on the family in America has taken several clever and unique twists. The family destroyers have resorted to cleverness to disguise their original intent: they do not want the parents to know that the destruction of the family is their goal. So they conceal their purposes by quietly causing problems that create intense pressures on the family.

SOURCE: The New World Order, pg. 243-244, by Ralph A. Epperson; 1990; ISBN: 0-9614135-1-4; publisher: PUBLIUS PRESS, Tucson, Arizona.

The legal system and child protection laws are placing an unbearable burden upon parents...

"The definitions of 'child abuse' have basically made criminals out of every parent in America. A federally funded study, sponsored by the National Institute of Mental Health, and released in November of 1985, defines the victims of 'violence against children' as being those who have 'slapped or spanked,' or 'pushed, grabbed, or shoved' their children. It would be difficult to find any parent in America that wouldn't be included in those categories.

The broad definition of 'child abuse,' which makes every parent in America into a criminal, makes sense if the observer remembers that there are people in America today who want to destroy the family. The way for them to achieve their goal is to convince the world that families abuse their children, and that 'social workers' do not. Then, when the authorities come to take the children away from the parents of America, the overwhelming majority of the remainder of the citizens will accept the action as being required by the conditions.

And the traditional family, as was known in America for centuries, will exist no longer.

And some will be pleased."

SOURCE: The New World Order, pg. 240, by Ralph A. Epperson; 1990; ISBN: 0-9614135-1-4; publisher: PUBLIUS PRESS, Tucson, Arizona.

Douglas Besharov, the first director of the National Center on Child Abuse and Neglect, has charged that over 60 percent of all child abuse claims are totally unfounded. U.S. citizens are being victimized by "The System," and then to add injury to injury, families are being forced into massive debt and extreme emotional distress, because of ruthless lawyers and judges who manipulate them to steal away their money. No wonder the suicide and family violence rate is so high.

I remember when I went to the Administrative Hearing that there was no water fountain, and I began to cough. The judge and both lawyers had bottled water. As I gagged, turned red, and continued coughing—not one of those jerks cared enough to tell me where I could find some water. In general, my own personal experiences with lawyers have been very unpleasant. And like I said, I've met a couple nice lawyers too.

It basically comes down to this in America—If you can't afford a lawyer, you basically HAVE NO RIGHTS! If you can't afford to hire a lawyer to enforce your rights, then you effectively have no rights. The result is the same. 

Fortunately, the Bible teaches that God sees all the good and bad in the world today and will execute judgment in His own time ...

"If thou seest the oppression of the poor, and violent perverting of judgment and justice in a province, marvel not at the matter: for he that is higher than the highest regardeth; and there be higher than they" (Ecclesiastes 5:8). 

God sees all injustice and they'll be punished by Almighty God (Romans 12:19). The courts who think that the State reigns supreme over parent's God-given parental rights will be punished. 

"Parents give up their rights when they drop the children off at public school."1

—Texas Federal District Judge Melinda Harmon

Can you imagine that? That judge needs to be fired. Jesus warned that God will hold people accountable for EVERY IDLE WORD SPOKEN on judgment day (Matthew 12:36). How much more will God hold unjust judges accountable? Abortion may be legal; but it's first-degree murder in God's eyes. Just because something is legal doesn't make it right or acceptable with God.

If you're an honest lawyer, then please pardon my jokes, but here's another one I recently heard . . .

Question: "Why are there only 2 pall-bearers at a lawyer's funeral?" 
Answer: Because a garbage can only has 2 handles.

Is it any wonder that Jesus stated in Luke 11:46...

"Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne...

The lawyers in Israel were a bad bunch, and Jesus rebuked them.


"A wicked man taketh a gift out of the bosom to pervert the ways of judgment." -Proverb 17:23

Lobbyists are law firms (lawyers) that bribe legislators with money. If you're a corrupt company that wants to LEGALLY pollute the environment, distribute dangerous products onto the market, or cheat people through dishonest business practices—then you simply hire a lobbying law firm, and give them millions of dollars to bribe politicians and legislatures behind closed doors. It happens hundreds of times every day in America. Here is an excellent book, THE CASE AGAINST LAWYERS, by a former respectable lawyer and judge, Catherine Crier...

Hear the truth from a respectable former lawyer and judge herself (one of the good one's), how SOME lawyers are destroying the United States.

Corrupt Judges

It's been said that judges are nothing more than overpaid lawyers. President Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) was probably the greatest patriot America had, although not a born-again Christian. Jefferson stated...

The Tyranny of Judges

Thomas Jefferson’s worst nightmare seems to have come to pass. Jefferson was very concerned that judges would become despots and overrule the rights of the people. In 1820, he wrote to a friend,

“You seem to consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions, a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism of an oligarchy. Our judges are as honest as other men, and not more so.”

Jefferson realized that the Constitution protects the will of the people, not the opinions of judges. But instead of protecting the people’s vote on Proposition 8, Judge Walker used his judicial office to promote the agenda of a small minority who want to change the definition of marriage.

The definition of marriage, instituted by God and practiced by every culture since the creation of man, is under attack in America today. There is no discrimination against homosexuals in America with regard to marriage, no unequal treatment. Homosexuals are equally as free to marry as any other American. Their problem is that the definition of marriage itself requires every person to marry someone of the opposite sex. The fact that homosexuals don’t want to enter into marriage as it has always been defined doesn’t give them the right to use the courts to change that definition to suit their wishes. Changing the definition of marriage, as Judge Walker has done, undermines the most important building block of any society.

Judge Walker described the “ability to marry” as a fundamental right that cannot be denied to gays and lesbians. But this conclusion is complete and utter nonsense. Every society in history has placed restrictions on the “ability to marry.” You can’t marry your sister. You can’t legally be married to two or three people at the same time. You can’t marry someone who is already married. And you can’t marry someone of the same sex. Marriage by definition involves two people of opposite sexes who are—theoretically, at least—biologically capable of reproducing and forming families.

SOURCE: Latest Newsletter | Christian Law Association | Defining Marriage

Even worse are women judges. Women don't judge reasonably, but emotionally; so women are most cruel when they are in power, because they step out of their created order of being a helpmeet to man, to ruling over man, which thing the Bible forbids in the Old and New Testaments. “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to remain in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression” (1st Timothy 2:11-14).


Lawyer's OfficeAs a Christian, I do not hate anyone. In the legitimate case of someone who has hurt another person, and refuses to make restitution, I can understand the need for a lawyer; HOWEVER, in most situations, lawyers hurt innocent people, such as in divorce court. Only God knows how many marriages have been broken up, how many husbands have commit suicide, and homes have been destroyed because of some greedy lawyer. 

A vengeful wife simply needs to hire a lawyer, alleging domestic abuse, and all the hordes of hell will come down on that poor husband. Lawyers go for the jugular vein. 

This is how the system works. It is ruthless; but the average husband doesn't understand this. So what do you think goes through a poor husband's mind when the sheriff serves him a summons to divorce court, telling him that his wife wants everything he owns—his kids, his home, his car, alimony, child support, and a restraining order preventing him from even visiting his own home and kids? Suicide? That would be a reasonable conclusion. This is what "The System" is doing to husbands today, and women are being encouraged by a Godless Communist system to file for divorce for any number of frivolous reasons. 

Men are being absolutely crucified by a Godless, ruthless, inhumane, hateful legal system which is controlled by a feminist agenda. There is NO injustice any more wrong than divorce court. It is rebellious wives who are at fault; not the husbands who have a Biblical right to rule over them (Genesis 3:16). I am not condoning abuse, which is what every feminist alleges. I am simply saying that it is much too easy for people to divorce these days. There is a lot of money in divorce. The bank keeps the house. The judge and lawyers make money. The wife gets alimony and child support. But the husband pays dearly, loses his life savings, and then some.

I realize that there are some honest lawyers and I thank God for both of them. Just kidding! One must keep in mind that murderous abortion is only legal today because of those JUDGES on the Supreme Court. The reason why drunk-drivers continue to murder people on U.S. roadways is because of greed. The reason why corporations are allowed to continue polluting our rivers, air, and land is because of greed. Lawyers no doubt shift the blame on the sue-happy public; but it's the ambulance-chasing lawyers that have nurtured this type of behavior today. PROOF of this fact can be found no further than your TV screen. We frequently see ambulance-chasing lawyers on TV, begging for us to call them to sue someone. That reminds me of a joke I heard...

Question: Did you hear about the lawyer who was injured?
Answer: He hit his head when the ambulance suddenly stopped.

The legal profession is a tough business and I don't envy the lawyers who are paid to handle people's problems. It gets ugly. If the world were a loving place and everyone did the right thing, then there wouldn't be a need for lawyers. Thank God for the experienced lawyers who are there when needed.

The following is from Myron Fagan's excellent book, THE ILLUMINATI AND THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS . . .

When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.

Lawyers: 99.9 percent of them give the rest of the profession a bad name.

I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislation. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer Will Rogers (1879-1935)

What did Jesus tell us about lawyers and politicians (most of whom are also lawyers):

King of kings' Bible; Gospel of Matthew:

23:1 Then spoke Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,
23:2 Saying, The lawyers and the politicians sit in Moses' Law seat:
23:3 All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe of God's Law, [that] observe and do; but do not ye after their example: for they say, and do not (and make up their own laws against God's Orders - Deut. 4:2).
23:4 For they bind heavy burdens (the Talmud) and grievous to be borne, and lay [them] on men's shoulders; but they [themselves] will not lift one of their fingers to remove them.
23:5 But all their works they do for to be seen by men: they make broad their phylacteries (small leather box containing Old Covenant-Testament texts, worn to remind them to keep The Law [God's Law]), and enlarge the borders of their garments,
23:6 And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the churches,
23:7 And greetings in the markets, and to be called by men, Priest, Rabbi, Imam, etc.
23:8 But be not ye called priest (etc.): for One is your Teacher, [even] Christ; and all ye are brethren.
23:9 And call no [man] your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
23:10 Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, [even] Christ.
23:11 But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.
23:12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
23:13 But woe unto you, lawyers and (Pharisees — Farsis — Persian converts to Judaism, who were the) politicians, hypocrites! For ye shut up the Kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in [yourselves], neither allow ye them that are entering to go in (see Enoch 93:4 - 104:6).
23:14 Woe unto you, lawyers and politicians, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
23:15 Woe unto you, lawyers and politicians, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one convert, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell-fire than yourselves.
23:16 Woe unto you, [ye] blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the Temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the Temple, he is a debtor!
23:17 [Ye] fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the Temple that sanctifieth the gold?
23:18 And, Whosoever shall swear by the altar, it is nothing; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, he is guilty.
23:19 [Ye] fools and blind: for whether [is] greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift?
23:20 Whoso therefore shall swear by the altar, sweareth by it, and by all things thereon.
23:21 And whoso shall swear by the Temple, sweareth by it, and by Him that dwelleth therein.
23:22 And he that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the Throne of the King of the Universe (God), and by Him that sitteth thereon.
23:23 Woe unto you, lawyers and politicians, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier [matters] of the Law, Judgment, Mercy, and Faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
23:24 [Ye] blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
23:25 Woe unto you, lawyers and politicians, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
23:26 [Thou] blind politician, cleanse first that [which is] within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.
23:27 Woe unto you, lawyers and politicians, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead [men's] bones, and of all filthiness.
23:28 Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and inequity.
23:29 Woe unto you, lawyers and politicians, hypocrites! Because ye build the tombs of the Prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,
23:30 And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the Prophets.
23:31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the Prophets.
23:32 Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.
23:33 [Ye] serpents, [ye] generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell-fire?
23:34 Wherefore, behold, I send unto you Prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and [some] of them ye shall kill and crucify; and [some] of them shall ye scourge in your churches, and persecute [them] from city to city:
23:35 That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the Temple and the altar.
23:36 Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation.
23:37 O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, [thou] that killest the Prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children (Sura 6:92) together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under [her] wings, and ye would not!
23:38 Behold, your "House (of Judah)" is left unto you desolate.
23:39 For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed [is] he that cometh in the name of the Lord.


42 reasons Why I Hate Lawyers